good morning sometimes confuses her...

note to self:
1- write on blog more often. But when?!!
2- ditch Nigella Lawson. Just watched her Nigella Express latest. F*** me. Her pantry is the size of our lounge. Actually size of the whole house... no wonder why she manages to decide that, oops, she can't sleep and what she really really wants right now is pudding. So you see her, at 11.00 at night, in her silky gown, going downstairs to cook - and not just toast and margarine. No Pudding with real full fat butter. Next day - on the phone: 'yes no problem darling, why don't you come for lunch' and then tells you calmly, after putting the phone down that she was on phone to a couple of friends and invited them for lunch. So she will cook a full blown roast in 10 min. Yes, you are right. Ditch her. That kind of person trully can't be a friend.
Watching now Hell's kitchen. At least Ade is not taking himself seriously. Thanks God, given what they cook looks not that great. Mind you - still better than what I would do at 11.00 at night, if I suddenly felt that I was hungry and wanted a lemon drizzle cake (see post number 2 for recipe)
3- Next time there is an evening at school, don't try and think it would be a good idea to go and dress up. All the other mums are dead skinny, spending their time at the gym (how much time is that?!). So I now need to lose 2 stones in 2 weeks (definitely ditch Nigella and the full fat butter), so that I can fit in that skinny 70s dress that I just received. Verdict from the children and Not-So-Lovely-Cheezy-Hubby: can't you wear some kind of jeans or leggins with it? is that a dress? thought it was a t-shirt. Cropped t-shirt even??
4- Next time there is an evening at school - don't try and think it would be fun to dress Lovely-Cheezy-Hubby in a flowery shirt (he has not seen it yet), a pair of shorts and flip flops. Please, please, make sure it does not rain on that evening. I stopped short of getting a 118-118 wig...
5- sentence of the week: Ade Edmondson about Linda Evans: Frankly, sometimes, 'good morning' confuses her. I could apply to........... so many people. Loved it though.

Anyway - enough confusion for today. Good morning.